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Cool as Ice

Cool as Ice is a 1991 movie loosely based on Rebel Without A Cause. Often referred to as the Vanilla Ice Movie. When first released, Cool as Ice was universally panned by critics and is still considered by some to be one of the worst movies ever. However, over time it has become somewhat of a cult classic. Rife with bizarre dialogue and hilariously bad acting, the movie continues to be a popular back catalogue rental at Blockbuster.

Plot

Johnny (Vanilla Ice), a freewheeling, motorcycle-riding musician rolls into a small town with his band, and meets an honor student who catches his eye.

Quotes

Johnny: "Drop that zero and get with the hero!"

Johnny: "So, what's up fellas?"

Nick: "Little batting practice on your bike."

Johnny: "Not mine, Sir D's."

Nick: "Who's Sir D?"

Johnny: "My homeboy."

Johnny: "I'm gonna go across the street and, uh, schling a schlong."

Kathy: "What are you doing here?"

Johnny: "Yo, you axed me."

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